{"product_id":"be-a-porch-goose-funny-graphic-t-shirt","title":"\"Be A Porch Goose\" Funny Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🪿🏡 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eBringing unbothered, backyard terrace energy to your daily wardrobe.\u003c\/b\u003e For the dark humor connoisseurs, the chaotic internet culture curators, the proud cottagecore enthusiasts, and anyone who treats a completely feral attitude like a lifestyle choice, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"260\"\u003e\"Be A Porch Goose\" Pun Tee\u003c\/b\u003e is a 10 out of 10 essential. Dropping a hilariously charming, high-contrast graphic of a classic yard ornament goose alongside a peak witty lifestyle text block, this top transforms your favorite unhinged neighborhood mood into an elite casual aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't a thin, translucent, single-wear novelty fast-fashion basic; it’s an ultra-cozy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eLounge-Grade Wardrobe Anchor\u003c\/b\u003e. Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"134\"\u003e100% premium ring-spun combed cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, it offers an incredibly smooth, lightweight, and highly breathable texture that feels completely broken-in from the very first wear. It’s the official daily uniform for matching your inner chaos with pure comfort—perfect for local coffee shop runs, relaxing on the back patio with a book, long campus library study blocks, or anchoring an effortlessly funny everyday streetwear outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eImportant Customer Disclaimer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) Custom Digital Culture Release\u003c\/b\u003e. Each garment is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"160\"\u003eCurrent Date: June 3, 2026\u003c\/b\u003e). This ensures that the fine vector lines of the goose illustration, the heavy ink-to-fabric density, and the deep color contrast remain completely immaculate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Clever Pun Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003ePlayful, Sarcastic Animal Design\u003c\/b\u003e. The clean layout and witty lifestyle phrase are engineered directly into the high-resolution artwork file to perfectly highlight a bold, lighthearted internet-era sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Everyday Sizing Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003eHighly Flexible Regular Unisex Silhouette\u003c\/b\u003e. Review our size chart; stay true-to-size for a traditional, well-structured casual retail cut, or size up 1–2 sizes to achieve a trendy, oversized grunge look over bike shorts or baggy cargo denim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed premium apparel item tailored to your specific size and colorway selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Impact Sarcastic Animal Art:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a premium, high-fidelity rendering of the ultimate backyard goose pun. We use specialized soft-hand inks that lock straight into the premium fibers, keeping the central chest print entirely flexible, fully breathable, and completely crack-resistant over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Premium Silky-Soft Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Selected for its exceptional smoothness, daily durability, and lightweight performance. This high-grade fabric acts as a highly ventilated layer that naturally breathes well, keeping you perfectly cool and comfortable through warm afternoon walks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Everyday Tee\" Structural Cut:\u003c\/b\u003e A traditional regular unisex retail silhouette featuring a flexible, shape-retaining reinforced ribbed crew neck, shoulder-to-shoulder internal comfort taping, and robust double-needle flatlock stitching. It’s the ultimate anchor for an \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"272\"\u003eEffortless Casual Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e—pairs flawlessly with distressed baggy denim, casual summer shorts, cozy lounge joggers, or layered under an unbuttoned flannel shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePre-Shrunk \u0026amp; Heavy-Rotation Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e Thoroughly relaxed and treated during the manufacturing process to guarantee that the perfect fit, cozy shoulder drape, and buttery texture you unbox today survives your home laundry and routine low-heat dryer cycles without warping, twisting, or shrinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dog Mom Hat","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50065301635309,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50065301668077,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50065301700845,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50065301733613,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065301766381,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065301799149,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50065301831917,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50065301864685,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50065301897453,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50065301930221,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065301962989,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065301995757,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":50065302028525,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":50065302061293,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":50065302094061,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":50065302126829,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065302159597,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065302192365,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":50065302225133,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":50065302257901,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":50065302290669,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":50065302323437,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065302356205,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065302388973,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":50065302421741,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":50065302454509,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":50065302487277,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":50065302520045,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065302552813,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065302585581,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50065302618349,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50065302651117,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50065302683885,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50065302716653,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065302749421,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065302782189,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50065302814957,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50065302847725,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50065302880493,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50065302913261,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065302946029,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065302978797,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":50065303011565,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":50065303044333,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":50065303077101,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":50065303109869,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065303142637,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065303175405,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":50065303208173,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":50065303240941,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":50065303273709,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":50065303306477,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065303339245,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065303372013,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":50065303404781,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":50065303437549,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":50065303470317,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":50065303503085,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065303535853,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065303568621,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":50065303601389,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":50065303634157,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":50065303666925,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":50065303699693,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065303732461,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065303765229,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":50065303797997,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":50065303830765,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":50065303863533,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":50065303896301,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065303929069,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065303961837,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50065303994605,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50065304027373,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50065304060141,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50065304092909,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065304125677,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065304158445,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":50065304191213,"sku":null,"price":17.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":50065304223981,"sku":null,"price":17.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":50065304256749,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":50065304289517,"sku":null,"price":18.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":50065304322285,"sku":null,"price":20.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":50065304355053,"sku":null,"price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7985\/9437\/files\/1_7091b2dc-e755-49e5-a7d6-97d60f82f45e.png?v=1780459492","url":"https:\/\/dogmomhat.com\/products\/be-a-porch-goose-funny-graphic-t-shirt","provider":"Dog Mom Hat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}