{"product_id":"dont-let-me-funny-shots-t-shirt","title":"\"DON'T LET ME\" Funny Shots T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🥃⚠️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eThe official uniform of poor decisions.\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve all been there: the music is loud, the vibes are high, and suddenly someone suggests a round of tequila. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"160\"\u003e\"Don't Let Me Do Shots\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e acts as a hilarious (and probably ignored) disclaimer for your night out. Featuring bold, \"emergency-style\" typography, this shirt tells the world exactly what kind of trouble you’re looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003epremium custom-printed heavyweight staple\u003c\/b\u003e, designed to survive even the wildest bar crawls. 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