{"product_id":"dost-thou-even-hoist-tee","title":"\"Dost Thou Even Hoist\" Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e⚔️🏋️♂️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eVerily, brother, do you even lift?\u003c\/b\u003e Travel back to the days of chainmail and heavy gains with our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"106\"\u003e\"Dost Thou Even Hoist\" Comfort Colors® Tee\u003c\/b\u003e. This shirt combines the timeless humor of a Renaissance fair with the grit of a modern powerlifting meet. 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