{"product_id":"funny-boy-mom-goose-t-shirt","title":"Funny Boy Mom Goose T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🪿💙 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003ePeace was never an option.\u003c\/b\u003e If your daily life involves dodging toy trucks, wrestling \"dinosaurs,\" and loud noises you can’t quite explain, this is your shirt. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003eBoy Mom Goose Tee\u003c\/b\u003e captures the unhinged, high-energy spirit of raising boys with a trendy, sarcastic twist. It’s the perfect \"if you know, you know\" statement for the mom who is currently being outrun by a toddler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003ePrinted on the legendary \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003eComfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/b\u003e garment-dyed blank, this tee offers that coveted vintage, \"lived-in\" feel. It’s thick, incredibly soft, and rugged enough to survive the playground while looking effortlessly aesthetic for a target run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD)\u003c\/b\u003e product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed, ensuring a fresh and high-definition finish for your chaotic goose graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAuthentic Comfort Colors®:\u003c\/b\u003e We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized dye process creates slight natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, one-of-a-kind vintage character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eImages for Illustration:\u003c\/b\u003e All product images are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"48\"\u003edigital mockups\u003c\/b\u003e. The final design is digitally printed. Actual print colors may vary slightly (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"143\"\u003e5-10%\u003c\/b\u003e) based on the textured surface of the pigment-dyed cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✨ Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Mess with the Honk\" Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a stylized goose graphic and \"Boy Mom\" typography with a trending retro-minimalist vibe. 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