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Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"69\"\u003e\"I Bite\" Gothic Sweatshirt\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate statement piece for the girl who is a little bit sweet and a whole lot of \"don't touch me.\" Blending \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"213\"\u003eminimalist gothic aesthetics\u003c\/b\u003e with peak internet irony, this crewneck is designed for those who prefer their humor dark and their outfits even darker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhether you're leaning into the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003e\"Gothic Brat\"\u003c\/b\u003e trend, heading to a dive bar, or just want to keep people at a respectful distance while running errands, this sarcastic pullover delivers the message loud and clear. It’s edgy, funny, and unapologetically bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eEdgy \"I Bite\" Minimalist Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-contrast, stylized design with gothic-inspired typography. It’s a clean yet provocative look that fits perfectly into \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003egrunge, alt, and e-girl\u003c\/b\u003e wardrobes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e☁️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003e\"Cozy-Cryptid\" Fabric\u003c\/b\u003e Made from a premium 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend. 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