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It hangs perfectly off the shoulders for that effortless, \"stolen from the thrift store\" vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaximum Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton with double-needle stitching throughout. This shirt is built to survive date nights, gym sessions, and everything in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAll-Day Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-ribbed collar that keeps its shape and a tagless design for zero-irritation wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e🧵 Product Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex Boxy \/ Relaxed Fit (Size up for a true oversized look).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Heavyweight Cotton (Garment-Dyed).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Ironic Streetwear \/ Relationship Goals \/ Retro Revival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/b\u003e Small to 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eLooking for a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eFunny Valentine’s Gift for Him\u003c\/b\u003e or a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"50\"\u003eHilarious Anniversary Present\u003c\/b\u003e? 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