{"product_id":"just-a-whore-with-a-dream-funny-sarcastic-washed-vest","title":"Just A Whore With A Dream Washed Vest - Funny Sarcastic Slogan Tank Top","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eTake your bold, unapologetic humor to the next level with the \"Just A Whore With A Dream\" Graphic Washed Vest. Perfect for those who love sharp sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek pop-culture statements, and gritty edge, this premium sleeveless top delivers major attitude. Featuring a unique vintage washed treatment, this vest offers a faded, lived-in texture that perfectly complements its provocative, hilarious slogan. Whether you are hitting a music festival, lounging during a hot summer day, or looking for a legendary gag gift for a close friend, this breathable tank turns a wild line into a stellar streetwear look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You'll Love This Washed Slogan Vest:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnfiltered Sarcastic Humour:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-contrast minimalist typography design that breaks the ice, turns heads, and brings a laugh wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Vintage Washed Texture:\u003c\/b\u003e Treated with a special garment-wash process, giving the fabric an incredibly soft, weathered look and a comfortable, lived-in feel from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSleeveless Breathable Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut as a classic muscle vest\/tank top to provide maximum airflow, uninhibited arm movement, and ultimate ventilation for hot summer days, gym routines, or festival seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurable Graphic Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The bold lettering is applied using premium, wash-resistant inks engineered to blend with the textured fabric without cracking or peeling over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Washed Cotton-Poly Blend (Ultra-soft, lightweight fabric)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex relaxed fit vest (True to size; size up for an extra loose, boxy streetwear silhouette)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Due to the custom washing process, slight color variations are natural. Do not iron directly on the printed slogan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease Note (POD Disclaimer):\u003c\/b\u003e This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product, printed and processed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase the graphic design. 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