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It is not intended to encourage, glorify, or provide medical advice regarding prescription sedative use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Heavyweight Silhouette Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on an authentic \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 Blank\u003c\/b\u003e. This garment features a loose, classic boxy fit with dropped shoulder seams and thick, robust collar ribbing. 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