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It’s the official uniform for starting conversations (and winning debates)—built perfectly for casual weekend pub crawls, local comedy nights, political watch parties, or anchoring a fresh, fiercely sarcastic casual outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eImportant Customer Disclaimer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) Custom Satirical Release\u003c\/b\u003e. 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It is engineered explicitly as a lighthearted fashion statement and a witty conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Universal Sizing Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003eHighly Flexible Regular Unisex Silhouette\u003c\/b\u003e. 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