Comfort Colors Funny Nurse Quotes T-Shirt
Comfort Colors Funny Nurse Quotes T-Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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☕ "I’m a Nurse—I don’t stop when I’m tired, I stop when the charting is done." (Or choose your favorite snarky quote!)
Elevate your scrub-off style with the Comfort Colors Snarky Registered Nurse Shirt. We’ve taken the most relatable, coffee-fueled, and slightly unhinged nurse quotes and put them on the gold standard of t-shirts. This Sarcastic Nursing Tee is designed for the RNs, LPNs, and NPs who know that sometimes the only thing getting you through a 12-hour shift is a sense of humor and a lot of caffeine.
Made with the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric, this tee offers a soft, vintage look that feels like you've owned it for years. Whether you're heading to a post-shift brunch or just crashing on the couch, this Nurse Appreciation Gift provides the ultimate "off-duty" comfort.
🧵 Key Features:
🏥 Sarcastic & Snarky Nurse Graphics Features minimalist, trendy typography with the witty quotes that perfectly capture the "Nursing Reality"—from charting woes to "full moon" chaos.
🌈 Authentic Comfort Colors® Quality Garment-dyed for a soft, washed-down feel with a vintage aesthetic that resists shrinking and looks better with every wash.
🎁 The Ultimate Nurse Appreciation Gift Perfect for Nurse Graduation, National Nurses Week, or as a "just because" gift for the hardworking nurse in your life.
☁️ 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton A thick, premium fabric that isn't see-through and offers a structured, "boxy" fit that is both flattering and incredibly cozy.
👕 Unisex Relaxed Fit A versatile crewneck design that looks great on everyone. Size up for that trendy, oversized "t-shirt dress" or "baggy streetwear" look.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It’s the shirt you’ll reach for the second you peel off your scrubs. It’s durable enough for a hospital laundry cycle but soft enough for a nap. It tells the truth about nursing so you don't have to.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Order your Comfort Colors Snarky Nurse Tee today—because if you didn't laugh, you'd cry (and you don't have time for that in the breakroom).
☕ "I’m a Nurse—I don’t stop when I’m tired, I stop when the charting is done." (Or choose your favorite snarky quote!)
Elevate your scrub-off style with the Comfort Colors Snarky Registered Nurse Shirt. We’ve taken the most relatable, coffee-fueled, and slightly unhinged nurse quotes and put them on the gold standard of t-shirts. This Sarcastic Nursing Tee is designed for the RNs, LPNs, and NPs who know that sometimes the only thing getting you through a 12-hour shift is a sense of humor and a lot of caffeine.
Made with the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric, this tee offers a soft, vintage look that feels like you've owned it for years. Whether you're heading to a post-shift brunch or just crashing on the couch, this Nurse Appreciation Gift provides the ultimate "off-duty" comfort.
🧵 Key Features:
🏥 Sarcastic & Snarky Nurse Graphics Features minimalist, trendy typography with the witty quotes that perfectly capture the "Nursing Reality"—from charting woes to "full moon" chaos.
🌈 Authentic Comfort Colors® Quality Garment-dyed for a soft, washed-down feel with a vintage aesthetic that resists shrinking and looks better with every wash.
🎁 The Ultimate Nurse Appreciation Gift Perfect for Nurse Graduation, National Nurses Week, or as a "just because" gift for the hardworking nurse in your life.
☁️ 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton A thick, premium fabric that isn't see-through and offers a structured, "boxy" fit that is both flattering and incredibly cozy.
👕 Unisex Relaxed Fit A versatile crewneck design that looks great on everyone. Size up for that trendy, oversized "t-shirt dress" or "baggy streetwear" look.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It’s the shirt you’ll reach for the second you peel off your scrubs. It’s durable enough for a hospital laundry cycle but soft enough for a nap. It tells the truth about nursing so you don't have to.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Order your Comfort Colors Snarky Nurse Tee today—because if you didn't laugh, you'd cry (and you don't have time for that in the breakroom).
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

