Comfort Colors "Dost Thou Even Hoist" Funny Gym T-Shirt
Comfort Colors "Dost Thou Even Hoist" Funny Gym T-Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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⚔️💪 Forsooth, Didst Thou Achieve Thy Gains? Level up your workout apparel with the Comfort Colors "Dost Thou Even Hoist" Funny Gym T-Shirt! This tee hilariously merges modern gym sarcasm with the grand language of the Middle Ages. Featuring a dramatic medieval knight or crest graphic, it's the perfect uniform for a knight of the iron realm.
Crafted on a premium, ultra-soft Comfort Colors® blank, this garment offers a vintage wash and unparalleled comfort, making it the ideal Funny Medieval Tee. It's versatile enough for a heavy squat day or a stroll through the Ren Faire. This makes the ultimate, unique Gym Rat Gift for anyone whose heart belongs both to the weights and the wenches!
🧵 Key Features:
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Unique Medieval Gym Slogan: Features the hilarious, historical take on a gym classic: "Dost Thou Even Hoist."
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Premium Comfort Colors®: Known for its soft, garment-dyed cotton and relaxed, vintage fit.
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Versatile Statement Apparel: Perfect as a Funny Gym T-Shirt and essential wear for Ren Faire enthusiasts.
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Medieval Knight T-Shirt Graphic: High-quality graphic reinforcing the historical humor.
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Gym Rat Gift: An excellent, memorable present for any lifter with a great sense of humor.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because if your gains aren't historically epic, why bother?
✅ Grab Yours Now: Order your "Dost Thou Even Hoist" Tee and become a legend of the weight room!
⚔️💪 Forsooth, Didst Thou Achieve Thy Gains? Level up your workout apparel with the Comfort Colors "Dost Thou Even Hoist" Funny Gym T-Shirt! This tee hilariously merges modern gym sarcasm with the grand language of the Middle Ages. Featuring a dramatic medieval knight or crest graphic, it's the perfect uniform for a knight of the iron realm.
Crafted on a premium, ultra-soft Comfort Colors® blank, this garment offers a vintage wash and unparalleled comfort, making it the ideal Funny Medieval Tee. It's versatile enough for a heavy squat day or a stroll through the Ren Faire. This makes the ultimate, unique Gym Rat Gift for anyone whose heart belongs both to the weights and the wenches!
🧵 Key Features:
-
Unique Medieval Gym Slogan: Features the hilarious, historical take on a gym classic: "Dost Thou Even Hoist."
-
Premium Comfort Colors®: Known for its soft, garment-dyed cotton and relaxed, vintage fit.
-
Versatile Statement Apparel: Perfect as a Funny Gym T-Shirt and essential wear for Ren Faire enthusiasts.
-
Medieval Knight T-Shirt Graphic: High-quality graphic reinforcing the historical humor.
-
Gym Rat Gift: An excellent, memorable present for any lifter with a great sense of humor.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because if your gains aren't historically epic, why bother?
✅ Grab Yours Now: Order your "Dost Thou Even Hoist" Tee and become a legend of the weight room!
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

