Vintage "Biscuits And Whores" Western Movie T-Shirt
Vintage "Biscuits And Whores" Western Movie T-Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★
Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest:Â Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length:Â Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length:Â Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
Size guide text
🤠🎆 "A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke won't cheat for a biscuit." For the hardcore vintage Western cinema buffs, the classic Lonesome Dove quote collectors, the unhinged 4th of July party starters, and anyone who appreciates a completely out-of-pocket patriotic punchline, our "Biscuits and Whores" Tee is a 10 out of 10 essential. Channeling the gritty, campfire-fueled humor of the greatest frontier mini-series ever made, this graphic shirt turns an iconic cinematic moment into the ultimate, boundary-pushing Independence Day conversation starter.
This isn't a flimsy, imported, single-wear novelty holiday giveaway gimmick; it’s an authentic Heavy-Duty Heritage Staple Proudly MADE IN USA. Crafted from 100% premium domestic ring-spun cotton, it offers a thick, highly substantial texture and a structured drape that feels completely solid from the moment you pull it on. It’s the official uniform for #UnhingedPatriotism—built for rowdy 4th of July backyard barbecues, summer lake weekend trips, vintage movie marathons on the couch, or anchoring a rugged, comedic streetwear look.
Important Customer Disclaimer
Please read before purchasing:
Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) Custom Cinema Culture Release. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you on a premium domestic blank once your order is placed (Current Date: May 29, 2026). This ensures the high-contrast typographic layout, the distressed patriotic flag elements, and the solid ink density remain completely immaculate.
100% Made in the USA: We are proud to source and manufacture this garment entirely within the United States. From the premium domestic cotton fields to the stitching and final graphic printing, this piece supports American workers and guarantees a top-tier level of quality control.
The Vibe & Aesthetic: Features Ironic, Adult Cinema Humour. It balances a beloved, rugged literary quote with a faded, vintage-style 4th of July layout, ensuring it swaps out clean, corporate holiday themes for a beautifully chaotic, historical boutique look.
Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed apparel item tailored to your specific size and color profile.
Key Features
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High-Impact Distressed Patriotic Art: Features an aggressive, retro-infused typographic layout honoring the ultimate cowboy dialogue. We use specialized soft-hand inks that lock straight into the heavy fibers, keeping the large chest print entirely flexible, fully breathable, and completely crack-resistant over time.
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100% Premium USA-Grown Cotton: Experience elite tactical durability. Spun from thick, high-density ring-spun cotton that allows superior natural ventilation under the scorching hot July sun while maintaining a heavy, premium streetwear drape.
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The "Frontier Legend" Unisex Fit: A traditional regular men's/unisex classic boxy cut featuring a thick, reinforced ribbed crew neck, shoulder-to-shoulder internal comfort taping, and robust double-needle stitching throughout. It’s the ultimate anchor for an Effortless Casual Style—women can size up 1–2 sizes for a trendy oversized denim-shorts holiday look, while men can rock it perfectly with casual utility cargo shorts, jeans, or under a denim jacket.
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Pre-Shrunk & Heavy-Rotation Ready: Thoroughly treated and relaxed during the manufacturing process to ensure that the perfect fit you unbox today survives your home holiday laundry and high-heat dryer cycles without warping, twisting, or shrinking up.
🤠🎆 "A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke won't cheat for a biscuit." For the hardcore vintage Western cinema buffs, the classic Lonesome Dove quote collectors, the unhinged 4th of July party starters, and anyone who appreciates a completely out-of-pocket patriotic punchline, our "Biscuits and Whores" Tee is a 10 out of 10 essential. Channeling the gritty, campfire-fueled humor of the greatest frontier mini-series ever made, this graphic shirt turns an iconic cinematic moment into the ultimate, boundary-pushing Independence Day conversation starter.
This isn't a flimsy, imported, single-wear novelty holiday giveaway gimmick; it’s an authentic Heavy-Duty Heritage Staple Proudly MADE IN USA. Crafted from 100% premium domestic ring-spun cotton, it offers a thick, highly substantial texture and a structured drape that feels completely solid from the moment you pull it on. It’s the official uniform for #UnhingedPatriotism—built for rowdy 4th of July backyard barbecues, summer lake weekend trips, vintage movie marathons on the couch, or anchoring a rugged, comedic streetwear look.
Important Customer Disclaimer
Please read before purchasing:
Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) Custom Cinema Culture Release. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you on a premium domestic blank once your order is placed (Current Date: May 29, 2026). This ensures the high-contrast typographic layout, the distressed patriotic flag elements, and the solid ink density remain completely immaculate.
100% Made in the USA: We are proud to source and manufacture this garment entirely within the United States. From the premium domestic cotton fields to the stitching and final graphic printing, this piece supports American workers and guarantees a top-tier level of quality control.
The Vibe & Aesthetic: Features Ironic, Adult Cinema Humour. It balances a beloved, rugged literary quote with a faded, vintage-style 4th of July layout, ensuring it swaps out clean, corporate holiday themes for a beautifully chaotic, historical boutique look.
Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed apparel item tailored to your specific size and color profile.
Key Features
-
High-Impact Distressed Patriotic Art: Features an aggressive, retro-infused typographic layout honoring the ultimate cowboy dialogue. We use specialized soft-hand inks that lock straight into the heavy fibers, keeping the large chest print entirely flexible, fully breathable, and completely crack-resistant over time.
-
100% Premium USA-Grown Cotton: Experience elite tactical durability. Spun from thick, high-density ring-spun cotton that allows superior natural ventilation under the scorching hot July sun while maintaining a heavy, premium streetwear drape.
-
The "Frontier Legend" Unisex Fit: A traditional regular men's/unisex classic boxy cut featuring a thick, reinforced ribbed crew neck, shoulder-to-shoulder internal comfort taping, and robust double-needle stitching throughout. It’s the ultimate anchor for an Effortless Casual Style—women can size up 1–2 sizes for a trendy oversized denim-shorts holiday look, while men can rock it perfectly with casual utility cargo shorts, jeans, or under a denim jacket.
-
Pre-Shrunk & Heavy-Rotation Ready: Thoroughly treated and relaxed during the manufacturing process to ensure that the perfect fit you unbox today survives your home holiday laundry and high-heat dryer cycles without warping, twisting, or shrinking up.
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Thank you for shopping with DogMomHat.
This Shipping Policy explains how orders are processed, produced, and delivered to customers in the United States and internationally.
Order Processing & Production Time
All orders are typically processed within 24 hours after payment confirmation.
Each product is made to order. The standard production time is 1–5 business days. During peak seasons or promotional periods, production may take slightly longer. If there is an unusual delay, we will notify you by email.
Domestic Shipping (United States)
Delivery Time & Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated and displayed at checkout before payment is completed.
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard Shipping1–15 business daysFree for orders over $79
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, weather conditions, or other external factors.
Shipping Destinations
DogMomHat ships to:
All U.S. states
U.S. territories
APO / FPO / DPO addresses
Please ensure your shipping address is accurate. We are not responsible for delays caused by incorrect or incomplete address information.
Shipment Confirmation & Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number.
Tracking information usually becomes active within 24 hours after shipment.
Customs, Duties & Taxes
For international orders, customers are responsible for any customs fees, import duties, or taxes imposed by their local authorities. These charges are not included in the product price or shipping cost.
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International delivery times may vary depending on destination and customs processing.
Returns
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Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
