Funny "Deck These Halls" Christmas Sweatshirt – Innuendo Holiday Humor Crewneck
Funny "Deck These Halls" Christmas Sweatshirt – Innuendo Holiday Humor Crewneck
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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🎄😏 Naughty or Nice? Definitely Naughty. The Ultimate Holiday Statement.
Turn up the heat this winter with the Funny "Deck These Halls" Christmas Sweatshirt! This hilarious crewneck is the perfect, cheeky piece of apparel for anyone who loves a good double entendre and believes the holidays are best served with a side of Innuendo Holiday Humor.
The sweatshirt features the classic carol phrase, "Deck These Halls," but with a sly, Sarcastic twist that makes it an instant hit at any Christmas Party. This is the kind of Funny Christmas Tee that guarantees a giggle and a knowing wink from those with a shared sense of humor.
Designed as a soft Holiday Crewneck, this pullover is made from a comfortable, midweight fleece blend, providing essential warmth for chilly nights out or cozy evenings in. Its Unisex fit ensures comfort for all genders.
This makes the ideal Sarcastic Festive Gift for friends, partners, or anyone who keeps the "happy" in the holidays!
Key Features:
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Innuendo Holiday Humor: Features the cheeky slogan: "Deck These Halls" with a double meaning.
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Funny Christmas Crewneck: Perfect for standing out at parties with a Sarcastic twist on the holidays.
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Unisex Fit: Soft, midweight fleece blend ensures cozy warmth and Casual Comfort for all.
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Sarcastic Festive Gift: An ideal Gift for adults who love edgy and funny holiday apparel.
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Premium Comfort: Durable fabric designed for maximum warmth and wear.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s a high-quality, comfortable sweatshirt that merges ultimate coziness with a sharp, hilarious, and slightly naughty sense of humor. It’s the easiest way to be the most memorable person at the holiday gathering.
Grab Yours Now:
It's time to get festive! Order your Funny "Deck These Halls" Christmas Sweatshirt today.
🎄😏 Naughty or Nice? Definitely Naughty. The Ultimate Holiday Statement.
Turn up the heat this winter with the Funny "Deck These Halls" Christmas Sweatshirt! This hilarious crewneck is the perfect, cheeky piece of apparel for anyone who loves a good double entendre and believes the holidays are best served with a side of Innuendo Holiday Humor.
The sweatshirt features the classic carol phrase, "Deck These Halls," but with a sly, Sarcastic twist that makes it an instant hit at any Christmas Party. This is the kind of Funny Christmas Tee that guarantees a giggle and a knowing wink from those with a shared sense of humor.
Designed as a soft Holiday Crewneck, this pullover is made from a comfortable, midweight fleece blend, providing essential warmth for chilly nights out or cozy evenings in. Its Unisex fit ensures comfort for all genders.
This makes the ideal Sarcastic Festive Gift for friends, partners, or anyone who keeps the "happy" in the holidays!
Key Features:
-
Innuendo Holiday Humor: Features the cheeky slogan: "Deck These Halls" with a double meaning.
-
Funny Christmas Crewneck: Perfect for standing out at parties with a Sarcastic twist on the holidays.
-
Unisex Fit: Soft, midweight fleece blend ensures cozy warmth and Casual Comfort for all.
-
Sarcastic Festive Gift: An ideal Gift for adults who love edgy and funny holiday apparel.
-
Premium Comfort: Durable fabric designed for maximum warmth and wear.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s a high-quality, comfortable sweatshirt that merges ultimate coziness with a sharp, hilarious, and slightly naughty sense of humor. It’s the easiest way to be the most memorable person at the holiday gathering.
Grab Yours Now:
It's time to get festive! Order your Funny "Deck These Halls" Christmas Sweatshirt today.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

