"I Bury Things" Gardening Shirt
"I Bury Things" Gardening Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★
Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
Size guide text
🌿💀 Digging in the dirt has never looked so suspicious. Whether you’re transplanting peonies or just looking for a place to put your "problems," our "I Bury Things" Tee is a "10 out of 10" for the lady with a dark wit. Featuring a beautifully detailed skull entwined with botanical blooms, this shirt perfectly balances your love for the garden with your interest in... other excavations.
Printed on the iconic Comfort Colors® 1717, this isn't just a gardening shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" statement piece. Known for its signature garment-dyed finish and ultra-soft heavyweight cotton, this tee offers a vintage, sun-faded look that makes it feel like your favorite "work shirt" from day one. It’s the ultimate gift for the plant lady who knows where all the bodies (and bulbs) are buried.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the intricate skull and floral details are crisp and permanent.
Authentic Comfort Colors®: We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized pigment-dye process creates natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, "antique" character that looks better with every wash.
Sizing Advice: These tees feature a Relaxed Unisex Fit. For a standard comfortable fit, order your regular size. For that trendy "Oversized Gardener Aesthetic" (perfect for pairing with leggings or overalls), we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
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Botanical Macabre Graphic: Features a high-definition skull and floral arrangement with "Maybe Plants, Maybe People" typography. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable while you're working in the heat.
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100% Premium Heavyweight US Cotton: Made from 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton. This is a substantial, high-quality tee that provides a structured, "non-sheer" drape—far superior to thin, scratchy holiday shirts.
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The "Garden-Ready" Fit: A relaxed unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders and a signature twill label. It’s durable enough for a day in the greenhouse and soft enough for a true-crime documentary binge.
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Garment-Dyed Softness: The fabric is dyed after being sewn, resulting in a buttery-soft feel and a rich, "broken-in" color palette that won't shrink.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Brand: Comfort Colors® 1717.
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Fit: Relaxed / Unisex Fit (True to size).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (6.1 oz Heavyweight).
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Vibe: Sarcastic Gardening / Dark Humor / Plant Lady / Vintage Aesthetic.
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Sizes: Small to 3XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best Gift for Gardeners, a Funny Skull Floral T-Shirt, or a Comfort Colors® Sarcastic Gift for Her? This "I Bury Things" design is a "Deeply-Rooted" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably cool.
🌿💀 Digging in the dirt has never looked so suspicious. Whether you’re transplanting peonies or just looking for a place to put your "problems," our "I Bury Things" Tee is a "10 out of 10" for the lady with a dark wit. Featuring a beautifully detailed skull entwined with botanical blooms, this shirt perfectly balances your love for the garden with your interest in... other excavations.
Printed on the iconic Comfort Colors® 1717, this isn't just a gardening shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" statement piece. Known for its signature garment-dyed finish and ultra-soft heavyweight cotton, this tee offers a vintage, sun-faded look that makes it feel like your favorite "work shirt" from day one. It’s the ultimate gift for the plant lady who knows where all the bodies (and bulbs) are buried.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the intricate skull and floral details are crisp and permanent.
Authentic Comfort Colors®: We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized pigment-dye process creates natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, "antique" character that looks better with every wash.
Sizing Advice: These tees feature a Relaxed Unisex Fit. For a standard comfortable fit, order your regular size. For that trendy "Oversized Gardener Aesthetic" (perfect for pairing with leggings or overalls), we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
-
Botanical Macabre Graphic: Features a high-definition skull and floral arrangement with "Maybe Plants, Maybe People" typography. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable while you're working in the heat.
-
100% Premium Heavyweight US Cotton: Made from 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton. This is a substantial, high-quality tee that provides a structured, "non-sheer" drape—far superior to thin, scratchy holiday shirts.
-
The "Garden-Ready" Fit: A relaxed unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders and a signature twill label. It’s durable enough for a day in the greenhouse and soft enough for a true-crime documentary binge.
-
Garment-Dyed Softness: The fabric is dyed after being sewn, resulting in a buttery-soft feel and a rich, "broken-in" color palette that won't shrink.
🧵 Product Specifications:
-
Brand: Comfort Colors® 1717.
-
Fit: Relaxed / Unisex Fit (True to size).
-
Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (6.1 oz Heavyweight).
-
Vibe: Sarcastic Gardening / Dark Humor / Plant Lady / Vintage Aesthetic.
-
Sizes: Small to 3XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best Gift for Gardeners, a Funny Skull Floral T-Shirt, or a Comfort Colors® Sarcastic Gift for Her? This "I Bury Things" design is a "Deeply-Rooted" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably cool.
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This Shipping Policy explains how orders are processed, produced, and delivered to customers in the United States and internationally.
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All orders are typically processed within 24 hours after payment confirmation.
Each product is made to order. The standard production time is 1–5 business days. During peak seasons or promotional periods, production may take slightly longer. If there is an unusual delay, we will notify you by email.
Domestic Shipping (United States)
Delivery Time & Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated and displayed at checkout before payment is completed.
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard Shipping1–15 business daysFree for orders over $79
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, weather conditions, or other external factors.
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DogMomHat ships to:
All U.S. states
U.S. territories
APO / FPO / DPO addresses
Please ensure your shipping address is accurate. We are not responsible for delays caused by incorrect or incomplete address information.
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Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
