"I Spent All My Money On Weed" Funny T-Shirt
"I Spent All My Money On Weed" Funny T-Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★
Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
Size guide text
🌿💨 Honesty is the best policy—and this is as honest as it gets. For the person who prioritizes their "flower" over their savings account, our "I Spent All My Money On Weed" Tee is a "10 out of 10" for your rotation. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired typography that looks like it was pulled straight from a 1970s headshop, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for your next session.
This isn't a thin, scratchy novelty shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" masterpiece. Crafted from heavyweight 100% US cotton, it offers a structured, boxy drape that anchors a modern stoner-chic or grunge aesthetic. It’s the official uniform for dispensery runs, festival weekends, and couch-locked Sundays.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Date: May 2026), ensuring the vibrant, retro colors and text are crisp and high-definition.
Design Aesthetic: This garment features a Vintage Distressed Finish. The text is designed with subtle "wear" marks to give it an authentic, retro feel that pairs perfectly with the heavyweight fabric.
Quality Standard: This shirt is Made in the USA (or features US-grown cotton), upholding a commitment to domestic craftsmanship that’s as durable as your favorite glass piece.
Fabric Note: This listing is for our Heavyweight 6.1 oz Cotton Tee. It provides a structured, "non-sheer" fit that holds its shape—far superior to the flimsy, "gas station" quality shirts found elsewhere.
✨ Key Features:
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High-Impact 420 Graphic: Features a bold, "too-honest" motif in a classic retro font. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable—essential for staying cool during high-intensity relaxation.
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100% Premium US Cotton: Made from high-quality, ring-spun cotton. This substantial fabric provides a flattering, masculine/unisex drape and gets softer and more "vintage" with every trip through the wash.
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The "High-Life" Fit: A classic boxy silhouette with dropped shoulders and a thick ribbed crewneck. It’s the perfect foundation for a #StonerAesthetic look—pair it with baggy cargos, a beanie, and a complete lack of financial responsibility.
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Pre-Shrunk & Resilient: Treated with a specialized wash to ensure the fit you unbox today is the fit you keep. Reinforced double-needle stitching makes this shirt tough enough for a lifetime of "adventures."
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Fit: Men's/Unisex Boxy Fit (True to size; size up for a "Full-Blown Oversized" look).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (6.1 oz).
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Vibe: Retro Stoner / Cannabis Humor / 420 Lifestyle / Sarcastic Streetwear.
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Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best Gift for Stoners, a Funny 420 Graphic Tee, or a Premium Heavyweight Cannabis Humor Shirt? This "Spent All My Money" design is a "Top-Shelf" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably loud.
🌿💨 Honesty is the best policy—and this is as honest as it gets. For the person who prioritizes their "flower" over their savings account, our "I Spent All My Money On Weed" Tee is a "10 out of 10" for your rotation. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired typography that looks like it was pulled straight from a 1970s headshop, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for your next session.
This isn't a thin, scratchy novelty shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" masterpiece. Crafted from heavyweight 100% US cotton, it offers a structured, boxy drape that anchors a modern stoner-chic or grunge aesthetic. It’s the official uniform for dispensery runs, festival weekends, and couch-locked Sundays.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Date: May 2026), ensuring the vibrant, retro colors and text are crisp and high-definition.
Design Aesthetic: This garment features a Vintage Distressed Finish. The text is designed with subtle "wear" marks to give it an authentic, retro feel that pairs perfectly with the heavyweight fabric.
Quality Standard: This shirt is Made in the USA (or features US-grown cotton), upholding a commitment to domestic craftsmanship that’s as durable as your favorite glass piece.
Fabric Note: This listing is for our Heavyweight 6.1 oz Cotton Tee. It provides a structured, "non-sheer" fit that holds its shape—far superior to the flimsy, "gas station" quality shirts found elsewhere.
✨ Key Features:
-
High-Impact 420 Graphic: Features a bold, "too-honest" motif in a classic retro font. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable—essential for staying cool during high-intensity relaxation.
-
100% Premium US Cotton: Made from high-quality, ring-spun cotton. This substantial fabric provides a flattering, masculine/unisex drape and gets softer and more "vintage" with every trip through the wash.
-
The "High-Life" Fit: A classic boxy silhouette with dropped shoulders and a thick ribbed crewneck. It’s the perfect foundation for a #StonerAesthetic look—pair it with baggy cargos, a beanie, and a complete lack of financial responsibility.
-
Pre-Shrunk & Resilient: Treated with a specialized wash to ensure the fit you unbox today is the fit you keep. Reinforced double-needle stitching makes this shirt tough enough for a lifetime of "adventures."
🧵 Product Specifications:
-
Fit: Men's/Unisex Boxy Fit (True to size; size up for a "Full-Blown Oversized" look).
-
Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (6.1 oz).
-
Vibe: Retro Stoner / Cannabis Humor / 420 Lifestyle / Sarcastic Streetwear.
-
Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best Gift for Stoners, a Funny 420 Graphic Tee, or a Premium Heavyweight Cannabis Humor Shirt? This "Spent All My Money" design is a "Top-Shelf" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably loud.
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Thank you for shopping with DogMomHat.
This Shipping Policy explains how orders are processed, produced, and delivered to customers in the United States and internationally.
Order Processing & Production Time
All orders are typically processed within 24 hours after payment confirmation.
Each product is made to order. The standard production time is 1–5 business days. During peak seasons or promotional periods, production may take slightly longer. If there is an unusual delay, we will notify you by email.
Domestic Shipping (United States)
Delivery Time & Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated and displayed at checkout before payment is completed.
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard Shipping1–15 business daysFree for orders over $79
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, weather conditions, or other external factors.
Shipping Destinations
DogMomHat ships to:
All U.S. states
U.S. territories
APO / FPO / DPO addresses
Please ensure your shipping address is accurate. We are not responsible for delays caused by incorrect or incomplete address information.
Shipment Confirmation & Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number.
Tracking information usually becomes active within 24 hours after shipment.
Customs, Duties & Taxes
For international orders, customers are responsible for any customs fees, import duties, or taxes imposed by their local authorities. These charges are not included in the product price or shipping cost.
Shipping Issues & Damaged Packages
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However, if your order arrives damaged, please contact us promptly so we can assist you with a resolution.
Please keep all original packaging and damaged items when reporting an issue.
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Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard International2–20 business daysCalculated at checkout
International delivery times may vary depending on destination and customs processing.
Returns
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Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
