"I Will Put You In The Trunk" Tropical Tee
"I Will Put You In The Trunk" Tropical Tee
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
β β β β βThe sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
β β β β βGreat item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
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Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a Β±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest:Β Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length:Β Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length:Β Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
Size guide text
πΊπͺ Tropical vibes with a side of "don't test me." Love the beach but hate the drama? Our "I Will Put You In The Trunk" collection is designed for the person who is 50% sunshine and 50% "don't make me do it." Featuring a vibrant, aesthetic floral frame that masks one of the funniest, darkest threats in the game, this design is the definition of aggressive relaxation.
Whether you're sipping a Mai Tai on a cruise or just dealing with annoying coworkers, this custom Print-on-Demand (POD) creation ensures your boundaries are clearβand hilarious. Available in premium T-Shirts, cozy Sweatshirts, and heavyweight Hoodies.
β¨ Key Features:
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Deceptive Tropical Graphic: Features a beautiful, high-definition arrangement of hibiscus flowers and palm leaves surrounding a bold, sarcastic quote. We use premium inks that keep the colors neon-bright while the message stays dark.
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Versatile Apparel Options:
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The Tee: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton β Soft, breathable, and perfect for the heat.
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The Sweatshirt: Heavyweight Fleece β Ideal for chilly beach bonfires or drafty planes.
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The Hoodie: Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstrings β The ultimate "leave me alone" layer.
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The "Main Character" Fit: All styles feature a classic unisex fit that offers a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Itβs the perfect "boyfriend-style" drape for women or a standard "casual-cool" fit for men.
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High-Quality Print: Our printing process ensures the graphic won't crack or peel, even after you've "helped people look" for a few hours.
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Vacation-Ready Colors: Available in Classic Black, Navy, Sand, and White to make the tropical colors really pop.
𧡠Product Specifications:
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Fit: Unisex Standard / Relaxed Fit (True to size).
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Fabric: T-shirt (100% Cotton) / Fleece (50/50 Blend).
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Vibe: Sarcastic Dark Humor / Tropical Aesthetic / Sassy Vacation.
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Sizes: Small to 5XL (Because sarcasm fits everyone).
β Why Itβs the Perfect Gift:
Searching for a Funny Gift for a Best Friend or a Hilarious Cruise Shirt? This is a guaranteed winner for the person in your group who is notoriously blunt. Itβs a thoughtful (and slightly threatening) choice for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or "Just Because" gifts.
β Choose Your Level of Sarcasm:
Are you feeling breezy or cozy? Select your style (Tee, Sweatshirt, or Hoodie), choose your size, and add this tropical threat to your cart today!
πΊπͺ Tropical vibes with a side of "don't test me." Love the beach but hate the drama? Our "I Will Put You In The Trunk" collection is designed for the person who is 50% sunshine and 50% "don't make me do it." Featuring a vibrant, aesthetic floral frame that masks one of the funniest, darkest threats in the game, this design is the definition of aggressive relaxation.
Whether you're sipping a Mai Tai on a cruise or just dealing with annoying coworkers, this custom Print-on-Demand (POD) creation ensures your boundaries are clearβand hilarious. Available in premium T-Shirts, cozy Sweatshirts, and heavyweight Hoodies.
β¨ Key Features:
-
Deceptive Tropical Graphic: Features a beautiful, high-definition arrangement of hibiscus flowers and palm leaves surrounding a bold, sarcastic quote. We use premium inks that keep the colors neon-bright while the message stays dark.
-
Versatile Apparel Options:
-
The Tee: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton β Soft, breathable, and perfect for the heat.
-
The Sweatshirt: Heavyweight Fleece β Ideal for chilly beach bonfires or drafty planes.
-
The Hoodie: Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstrings β The ultimate "leave me alone" layer.
-
-
The "Main Character" Fit: All styles feature a classic unisex fit that offers a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Itβs the perfect "boyfriend-style" drape for women or a standard "casual-cool" fit for men.
-
High-Quality Print: Our printing process ensures the graphic won't crack or peel, even after you've "helped people look" for a few hours.
-
Vacation-Ready Colors: Available in Classic Black, Navy, Sand, and White to make the tropical colors really pop.
𧡠Product Specifications:
-
Fit: Unisex Standard / Relaxed Fit (True to size).
-
Fabric: T-shirt (100% Cotton) / Fleece (50/50 Blend).
-
Vibe: Sarcastic Dark Humor / Tropical Aesthetic / Sassy Vacation.
-
Sizes: Small to 5XL (Because sarcasm fits everyone).
β Why Itβs the Perfect Gift:
Searching for a Funny Gift for a Best Friend or a Hilarious Cruise Shirt? This is a guaranteed winner for the person in your group who is notoriously blunt. Itβs a thoughtful (and slightly threatening) choice for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or "Just Because" gifts.
β Choose Your Level of Sarcasm:
Are you feeling breezy or cozy? Select your style (Tee, Sweatshirt, or Hoodie), choose your size, and add this tropical threat to your cart today!
Thank you for shopping with DogMomHat.
This Shipping Policy explains how orders are processed, produced, and delivered to customers in the United States and internationally.
Order Processing & Production Time
All orders are typically processed within 24 hours after payment confirmation.
Each product is made to order. The standard production time is 1β5 business days. During peak seasons or promotional periods, production may take slightly longer. If there is an unusual delay, we will notify you by email.
Domestic Shipping (United States)
Delivery Time & Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated and displayed at checkout before payment is completed.
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard Shipping1β15 business daysFree for orders over $79
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, weather conditions, or other external factors.
Shipping Destinations
DogMomHat ships to:
All U.S. states
U.S. territories
APO / FPO / DPO addresses
Please ensure your shipping address is accurate. We are not responsible for delays caused by incorrect or incomplete address information.
Shipment Confirmation & Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number.
Tracking information usually becomes active within 24 hours after shipment.
Customs, Duties & Taxes
For international orders, customers are responsible for any customs fees, import duties, or taxes imposed by their local authorities. These charges are not included in the product price or shipping cost.
Shipping Issues & Damaged Packages
DogMomHat is not responsible for packages that are lost or damaged by the shipping carrier.
However, if your order arrives damaged, please contact us promptly so we can assist you with a resolution.
Please keep all original packaging and damaged items when reporting an issue.
International Shipping
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard International2β20 business daysCalculated at checkout
International delivery times may vary depending on destination and customs processing.
Returns
For information about returns and refunds, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy, which outlines eligibility, timelines, and procedures.
Thank you for shopping with DogMomHat.
This Shipping Policy explains how orders are processed, produced, and delivered to customers in the United States and internationally.
Order Processing & Production Time
All orders are typically processed within 24 hours after payment confirmation.
Each product is made to order. The standard production time is 1β5 business days. During peak seasons or promotional periods, production may take slightly longer. If there is an unusual delay, we will notify you by email.
Domestic Shipping (United States)
Delivery Time & Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated and displayed at checkout before payment is completed.
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard Shipping1β15 business daysFree for orders over $79
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, weather conditions, or other external factors.
Shipping Destinations
DogMomHat ships to:
All U.S. states
U.S. territories
APO / FPO / DPO addresses
Please ensure your shipping address is accurate. We are not responsible for delays caused by incorrect or incomplete address information.
Shipment Confirmation & Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number.
Tracking information usually becomes active within 24 hours after shipment.
Customs, Duties & Taxes
For international orders, customers are responsible for any customs fees, import duties, or taxes imposed by their local authorities. These charges are not included in the product price or shipping cost.
Shipping Issues & Damaged Packages
DogMomHat is not responsible for packages that are lost or damaged by the shipping carrier.
However, if your order arrives damaged, please contact us promptly so we can assist you with a resolution.
Please keep all original packaging and damaged items when reporting an issue.
International Shipping
Shipping MethodEstimated Delivery TimeCostStandard International2β20 business daysCalculated at checkout
International delivery times may vary depending on destination and customs processing.
Returns
For information about returns and refunds, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy, which outlines eligibility, timelines, and procedures.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
