"Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt – Sarcastic Anti-Social Tee
"Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt – Sarcastic Anti-Social Tee
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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🤫🚫 Boundaries. Bleed. Do Not Approach. Max Comfort.
Set the record straight without saying a word with the "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt! This tee is the perfect, honest uniform for the Introvert or anyone who simply appreciates personal space and a good dose of Sarcastic humor.
The shirt features the bold, unambiguous, and hilarious warning slogan: "Not Friendly Do Not Touch." This Anti-Social Tee is an immediate conversation stopper (in the best way) and a visual sign that you are operating on a "look, don't touch" policy.
Made on the premium, pre-shrunk Comfort Colors® brand, this shirt is renowned for its incredibly soft, Vintage-Washed feel and exceptional durability. The garment-dyed process ensures that the Cotton fabric is thick, cozy, and gets softer with every wash. Its relaxed fit delivers the ultimate Comfort Colors Vintage Vibe
This makes an excellent, funny, and highly relatable Gift for any friend who loves staying home, avoiding crowds, and cherishes their solitude.
Key Features:
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Sarcastic Anti-Social Slogan: Features the funny, boundary-setting quote: "Not Friendly Do Not Touch."
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Premium Comfort: Made on high-quality Comfort Colors® garment-dyed T-shirts for superior softness.
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Funny Introvert Shirt: The perfect Casual Apparel for those who prefer quiet company (or no company).
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Vintage Vibe: Comfort Colors® wash gives the Cotton fabric a desirable, retro, worn-in feel.
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Unisex Fit: Relaxed fit suitable for all genders who appreciate personal space.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s a high-quality, ultra-comfortable tee from a premium brand that perfectly articulates your need for space with sharp, relatable humor. It’s the coziest, most stylish way to say "leave me alone."
Grab Yours Now:
Maintain the perimeter! Order your "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt today.
🤫🚫 Boundaries. Bleed. Do Not Approach. Max Comfort.
Set the record straight without saying a word with the "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt! This tee is the perfect, honest uniform for the Introvert or anyone who simply appreciates personal space and a good dose of Sarcastic humor.
The shirt features the bold, unambiguous, and hilarious warning slogan: "Not Friendly Do Not Touch." This Anti-Social Tee is an immediate conversation stopper (in the best way) and a visual sign that you are operating on a "look, don't touch" policy.
Made on the premium, pre-shrunk Comfort Colors® brand, this shirt is renowned for its incredibly soft, Vintage-Washed feel and exceptional durability. The garment-dyed process ensures that the Cotton fabric is thick, cozy, and gets softer with every wash. Its relaxed fit delivers the ultimate Comfort Colors Vintage Vibe
This makes an excellent, funny, and highly relatable Gift for any friend who loves staying home, avoiding crowds, and cherishes their solitude.
Key Features:
-
Sarcastic Anti-Social Slogan: Features the funny, boundary-setting quote: "Not Friendly Do Not Touch."
-
Premium Comfort: Made on high-quality Comfort Colors® garment-dyed T-shirts for superior softness.
-
Funny Introvert Shirt: The perfect Casual Apparel for those who prefer quiet company (or no company).
-
Vintage Vibe: Comfort Colors® wash gives the Cotton fabric a desirable, retro, worn-in feel.
-
Unisex Fit: Relaxed fit suitable for all genders who appreciate personal space.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s a high-quality, ultra-comfortable tee from a premium brand that perfectly articulates your need for space with sharp, relatable humor. It’s the coziest, most stylish way to say "leave me alone."
Grab Yours Now:
Maintain the perimeter! Order your "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt today.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

