"Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Shirt
"Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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🍑 The Only Mistletoe You Need This Year.
The "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Shirt is the ultimate piece of Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck apparel. Perfect for those who prefer sarcasm over syrup, this tee delivers a bold, hilarious holiday message that makes it an unforgettable Rude Xmas Gift.
Crafted from soft, comfortable cotton, this Sarcastic Holiday Jumper is ideal for staying relaxed while setting clear boundaries with unwanted holiday cheer. Wear it to parties, family dinners (if you dare), or as the star of your next ugly sweater contest!
🧵 Key Features:
🤣 Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck Features the unambiguous and hilarious holiday message: "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass."
🎁 The Perfect Rude Xmas Gift An ideal, memorable, and sassy gift for friends, siblings, or co-workers who appreciate boundary-pushing humor.
👕 Soft & Comfortable Fabric Made from soft, breathable cotton, ensuring comfort whether you're relaxing or engaging in holiday mischief.
🧍♂️ Unisex Fit A versatile, relaxed fit that looks great on all genders, perfect for casual holiday defiance.
🎄 Sarcastic Holiday Jumper A brilliant, witty statement piece perfect for anyone who values honest humor over forced holiday cheer.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It's the most polite way to tell the holiday spirit to kindly back off.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Give the gift of honesty this year! Order the "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Shirt and celebrate the holidays with attitude.
🍑 The Only Mistletoe You Need This Year.
The "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Shirt is the ultimate piece of Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck apparel. Perfect for those who prefer sarcasm over syrup, this tee delivers a bold, hilarious holiday message that makes it an unforgettable Rude Xmas Gift.
Crafted from soft, comfortable cotton, this Sarcastic Holiday Jumper is ideal for staying relaxed while setting clear boundaries with unwanted holiday cheer. Wear it to parties, family dinners (if you dare), or as the star of your next ugly sweater contest!
🧵 Key Features:
🤣 Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck Features the unambiguous and hilarious holiday message: "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass."
🎁 The Perfect Rude Xmas Gift An ideal, memorable, and sassy gift for friends, siblings, or co-workers who appreciate boundary-pushing humor.
👕 Soft & Comfortable Fabric Made from soft, breathable cotton, ensuring comfort whether you're relaxing or engaging in holiday mischief.
🧍♂️ Unisex Fit A versatile, relaxed fit that looks great on all genders, perfect for casual holiday defiance.
🎄 Sarcastic Holiday Jumper A brilliant, witty statement piece perfect for anyone who values honest humor over forced holiday cheer.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It's the most polite way to tell the holiday spirit to kindly back off.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Give the gift of honesty this year! Order the "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Shirt and celebrate the holidays with attitude.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

