"Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie – Funny Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, Holiday Season Slogan Pullover, Happy New Year Gift 2025
"Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie – Funny Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, Holiday Season Slogan Pullover, Happy New Year Gift 2025
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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😴💀 No Energy Left. Just Vibes.
Embrace the delightful exhaustion of the holiday season with our "Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie! This funny, relatable sweatshirt is the perfect antidote to forced holiday cheer. Featuring a chill skeleton graphic, it’s an ideal, sarcastic choice for an Ugly Christmas party or just cozying up at home.
Crafted from a soft, warm fabric blend, this pullover is designed for maximum comfort throughout the Holiday Season and into the Happy New Year 2025. It’s a hilarious, honest piece of Funny Christmas apparel that prioritizes comfort over mandatory Xmas Joy. Get it for yourself or as a perfectly timed novelty gift!
🧵 Key Features:
Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality cotton-polyester blend that ensures superior warmth and comfort.
Funny Slogan & Graphic: Features the relatable "Too Tired for Fake People" slogan and a relaxed skeleton graphic (can incorporate Santa/Christmas elements).
Holiday Sarcasm: The perfect satirical take on Christmas cheer, fitting for an Ugly Christmas theme.
Unisex Fit: A comfortable, relaxed silhouette perfect for both men and women.
Versatile Wear: Ideal for Christmas parties, holiday travel, or New Year's casual wear.
Note: Please allow for a $2.5 \text{ cm}$ to $5 \text{ cm}$ difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because it’s a high-quality, comfortable hoodie that humorously expresses your exhaustion with holiday socializing. It's the perfect cozy choice for the "selectively social."
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Skip the drama and grab the comfort. Get the "Too Tired for Fake People" Hoodie today!
😴💀 No Energy Left. Just Vibes.
Embrace the delightful exhaustion of the holiday season with our "Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie! This funny, relatable sweatshirt is the perfect antidote to forced holiday cheer. Featuring a chill skeleton graphic, it’s an ideal, sarcastic choice for an Ugly Christmas party or just cozying up at home.
Crafted from a soft, warm fabric blend, this pullover is designed for maximum comfort throughout the Holiday Season and into the Happy New Year 2025. It’s a hilarious, honest piece of Funny Christmas apparel that prioritizes comfort over mandatory Xmas Joy. Get it for yourself or as a perfectly timed novelty gift!
🧵 Key Features:
Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality cotton-polyester blend that ensures superior warmth and comfort.
Funny Slogan & Graphic: Features the relatable "Too Tired for Fake People" slogan and a relaxed skeleton graphic (can incorporate Santa/Christmas elements).
Holiday Sarcasm: The perfect satirical take on Christmas cheer, fitting for an Ugly Christmas theme.
Unisex Fit: A comfortable, relaxed silhouette perfect for both men and women.
Versatile Wear: Ideal for Christmas parties, holiday travel, or New Year's casual wear.
Note: Please allow for a $2.5 \text{ cm}$ to $5 \text{ cm}$ difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because it’s a high-quality, comfortable hoodie that humorously expresses your exhaustion with holiday socializing. It's the perfect cozy choice for the "selectively social."
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Skip the drama and grab the comfort. Get the "Too Tired for Fake People" Hoodie today!
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

