True Crime Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt – Funny Holiday Murderino Crewneck
True Crime Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt – Funny Holiday Murderino Crewneck
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★




Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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🔪🎄 Silent Night? Yeah, Right. Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered. Our True Crime Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt is the perfect holiday top for the person whose favorite kind of festive story involves police tape! This crewneck brilliantly combines classic holiday cheer (like snowflakes or candy canes) with a touch of dark humor and True Crime themes. It’s the ultimate Funny Holiday Murderino Crewneck for your favorite armchair detective.
The design often features a sarcastic holiday slogan (e.g., "All I Want For Christmas Is For You To Solve This Case" or "I Wish Santa Would Bring Me More Alibis") making it an essential piece of Dark Humor Xmas Apparel.
This sweatshirt is a must-have for:
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Ugly Sweater Parties: Guaranteed to be the most wicked and memorable top in the room.
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Holiday Gifting: A unique and hilarious Gift for any Murderino who listens to true crime podcasts religiously.
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Cozy Viewing: Perfect for curling up on the couch to watch holiday documentaries (or murder documentaries—we don't judge).
Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this crewneck ensures superior warmth and a comfortable, relaxed Unisex fit. It’s built for durability and long hours of crime-solving (or at least, crime-listening).
Key Features
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Dark Humor: Features the perfect blend of True Crime and Funny Holiday sarcasm.
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Murderino Essential: The ultimate Murderino Crewneck for podcast fans.
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Ugly Christmas Style: Designed to be playfully awkward, fitting the Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt aesthetic.
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Premium Comfort: Soft, high-quality fabric built for superior warmth and coziness.
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Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit suitable for all.
🔪🎄 Silent Night? Yeah, Right. Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered. Our True Crime Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt is the perfect holiday top for the person whose favorite kind of festive story involves police tape! This crewneck brilliantly combines classic holiday cheer (like snowflakes or candy canes) with a touch of dark humor and True Crime themes. It’s the ultimate Funny Holiday Murderino Crewneck for your favorite armchair detective.
The design often features a sarcastic holiday slogan (e.g., "All I Want For Christmas Is For You To Solve This Case" or "I Wish Santa Would Bring Me More Alibis") making it an essential piece of Dark Humor Xmas Apparel.
This sweatshirt is a must-have for:
-
Ugly Sweater Parties: Guaranteed to be the most wicked and memorable top in the room.
-
Holiday Gifting: A unique and hilarious Gift for any Murderino who listens to true crime podcasts religiously.
-
Cozy Viewing: Perfect for curling up on the couch to watch holiday documentaries (or murder documentaries—we don't judge).
Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this crewneck ensures superior warmth and a comfortable, relaxed Unisex fit. It’s built for durability and long hours of crime-solving (or at least, crime-listening).
Key Features
-
Dark Humor: Features the perfect blend of True Crime and Funny Holiday sarcasm.
-
Murderino Essential: The ultimate Murderino Crewneck for podcast fans.
-
Ugly Christmas Style: Designed to be playfully awkward, fitting the Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt aesthetic.
-
Premium Comfort: Soft, high-quality fabric built for superior warmth and coziness.
-
Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed fit suitable for all.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
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US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
---|---|---|
US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
UK | All | USD 9.99 |
CA | All | USD 9.99 |
Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
---|---|---|---|
US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
---|---|---|
US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
UK | All | USD 9.99 |
CA | All | USD 9.99 |
Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak