"Very Old Picture of Me" Comedy T-Shirt
"Very Old Picture of Me" Comedy T-Shirt
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Very responsive and super helpful in creating the perfect design for the embroidery. My lover absolutely adored it. The couple customization is brilliant and is such o thoughtful gift idea, as well! Love it!
Lexie Gilmore
★★★★★The sweatshirt and embroidery is wonderful! I ordered this as a gift for my girlfriend and she loves it! The quality is so good and the embroidery was exactly as the reference picture! It also came super quickly and turned out very nicely!
Natasha Kotal
★★★★★Great item for couple! The sweater is so soft inside and the embroidery is exactly what I requested. The Couplematching support was quick and helpful when I had a question about the item, and catered to my needs as I had specific, would definitely recommend to others!
Lynelly Blackett
★★★★★

Size Guide
Product measurements
(*) Please note that there might be a ±1.0 inches difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the back
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
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🔬👶 Before the Glow-Up. Before the Cellular Division. Our "Very Old Picture of Me" Comedy T-Shirt is the ultimate piece of self-aware, Witty Biology Humor Apparel! This hilarious tee features a simple Funny Sperm Graphic overlaid with the priceless slogan: "This is a very old picture of me." It's a fantastic, slightly edgy take on human origins and a guaranteed conversation starter.
This shirt is the perfect piece of Trendy Unisex Streetwear for anyone who appreciates smart, science-based humor. It's an ideal Trendy Gag Gift for:
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Science & Biology Fans: The perfect way for students, teachers, or anyone in the medical field to show off their inner nerd.
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Sarcastic Friends: A witty gift for the person who loves dark, self-deprecating humor and irony.
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Casual Wear: Making a subtle (or not-so-subtle) statement while running errands or meeting friends.
Why this Funny Sperm Graphic Tee is a must-have:
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Witty Humor: The juxtaposition of the Sperm Graphic with the "very old picture" caption makes the Witty Biology Humor land perfectly.
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Trendy Streetwear: Styled with a bold graphic and modern fit, this shirt fits seamlessly into the latest Unisex Streetwear trends.
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Comfortable Fit: Made with soft, high-quality cotton fabric, this classic cut is durable and offers a comfortable fit suitable for all genders.
Embrace your origins and the absurd comedy of existence!
Key Features
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Slogan: "Very Old Picture of Me" – The core of the Comedy T-Shirt joke.
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Theme: Funny Sperm Graphic Tee and Witty Biology Humor.
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Style: Trendy Unisex Streetwear and Gag Gift apparel.
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Material: Soft, high-quality cotton for comfortable wear.
🔬👶 Before the Glow-Up. Before the Cellular Division. Our "Very Old Picture of Me" Comedy T-Shirt is the ultimate piece of self-aware, Witty Biology Humor Apparel! This hilarious tee features a simple Funny Sperm Graphic overlaid with the priceless slogan: "This is a very old picture of me." It's a fantastic, slightly edgy take on human origins and a guaranteed conversation starter.
This shirt is the perfect piece of Trendy Unisex Streetwear for anyone who appreciates smart, science-based humor. It's an ideal Trendy Gag Gift for:
-
Science & Biology Fans: The perfect way for students, teachers, or anyone in the medical field to show off their inner nerd.
-
Sarcastic Friends: A witty gift for the person who loves dark, self-deprecating humor and irony.
-
Casual Wear: Making a subtle (or not-so-subtle) statement while running errands or meeting friends.
Why this Funny Sperm Graphic Tee is a must-have:
-
Witty Humor: The juxtaposition of the Sperm Graphic with the "very old picture" caption makes the Witty Biology Humor land perfectly.
-
Trendy Streetwear: Styled with a bold graphic and modern fit, this shirt fits seamlessly into the latest Unisex Streetwear trends.
-
Comfortable Fit: Made with soft, high-quality cotton fabric, this classic cut is durable and offers a comfortable fit suitable for all genders.
Embrace your origins and the absurd comedy of existence!
Key Features
-
Slogan: "Very Old Picture of Me" – The core of the Comedy T-Shirt joke.
-
Theme: Funny Sperm Graphic Tee and Witty Biology Humor.
-
Style: Trendy Unisex Streetwear and Gag Gift apparel.
-
Material: Soft, high-quality cotton for comfortable wear.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Thank you for choosing Couple Hoodies. Here are the terms and conditions of our Shipping Policy:
Order Processing and Delivery Times: During peak seasons or high order volumes, processing times may extend. We strive to deliver your order promptly and appreciate your understanding.
Shipment Processing Time:
| Shipping to | Carrier | Handling Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-5 business days |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | UPS/USPS | 1-2 business days | 2-3 business days |
| CA | Canada Post | 3-5 business days | 10-15 business days |
| Rest of World | DHL/Asendia | 3-5 business days | 15-30 business days |
Please anticipate additional transit days for delivery during high-volume periods. We will notify you of any significant delays.
Shipping Costs:
- Free Shipping for U.S. orders over $79!
- For orders under $79, shipping costs are as follows:
| Shipping To | Carrier | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| US (Standard Shipping) | All | USD 6.99 |
| US (Expedited Shipping) | All | USD 14.99 |
| UK | All | USD 9.99 |
| CA | All | USD 9.99 |
| Rest of World | All | USD 15.99 |
Incorrect Address: If an address is deemed insufficient by the courier, the shipment will return to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs after we confirm an updated address with you.
For missing parcels, contact the courier with your tracking code. For further assistance or inquiries, please reach out to our team via email.
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak
Q: How do I know what my design will look like?
A:We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Q: Can I change a new photo?
A:Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Q: Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
A:You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Q: Can I see the design before purchasing?
A: Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order. We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
Q: We don't have photo together, can you help us?
A: Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Q: Where is my package?
A: When the product is shipped, an email with tracking number (as well as the link) is sent to your email address. You can track the package by using tracking number from there.
Q: Can I upgrade my shipping?
A: Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
Q: What size do you offer?
We offer sizes up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies, and T-shirts. They are unisex and fit true to size. For sizes above 3XL, please contact us as there may be a slight price variation.
Q: My photo will be posted on your website?
A: No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leak

